I'm Afraid It Will Outlast Me... The Eye Vac

Eye Vac vacuum device

I know this is not my typical type of post, but there is such a thing as giving back in this world, and I want to give back a little.

As a horror author who started by self-publishing, I always strive to support businesses and companies that offer quality products. I typically do this by purchasing from them again and again when something goes wrong or an accident happens.

"Well, I'm older now, and if the new one lasts 18 years, I may not be around to purchase another, or by then, I might just think, 'Oh well, someone else will get the broom or Swifter.'"

Over the years, I've owned several cars and computers from certain brands because they never broke down. Cars and computers can last a good 7-10 years or more, depending on mileage driven or applications needed. When I need another, I know what to do.

That brings me to my current plight. I have a new product in my kitchen, and it has replaced one that lasted 18 years. Don't get me wrong, the old one is still working. I said replaced, and sure, maybe a light bulb or two went out, but it still performs its primary function.

For me, I prefer to sweep, kick, or push whatever it is to the watchful eye of the "Eye Vac." Since I may not get to thank the company by purchasing another one in the future, I just wanted to say thank you for having a product that lasts, especially in this disposable age.

If you would like your own visit: Eyevac.com

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Social Media Unified Names

I write beautiful love stories set in horror-filled worlds quote by David Musser

Way back when, I remember signing up for social media as David Musser, as my profile name, CompuServe, and other much older services, never thinking of using an alias.

In the middle of a long working session, 32 hours total, in an actual office, only taking breaks to hydrate and consume mass quantities of caffeine when my co-worker shouted over the cube village I was in, "You on..." and I believe it was Facebook, but could have been AOL (It was a long time ago) and I was not yet on that platform.

"Long story short, I found my online identity. For years, on every social media platform I joined, I was DMWebgod... yes, lowercase G. I'm not that full of hubris, but I worked hard and was really that good in the early days of the web."

Well, now I've solidified my name, I am a US Horror Author on all social media platforms now! Yes I have more confidence, I have signed with Next Chapter Publishing, and while I can afford to purchase a Vette from the profits! It just happens to be a LEGO Vette, but maybe someday the other!

I write beautiful love stories set in horror-filled worlds where most of the characters wish they were in a drama or romantic comedy.

-DRM (former web god)

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Horror Writers Tips Series

Horror Writers Tip #4 - QuillBot → Salvation

Horror Writers Tip #4 QuillBot Salvation

I remember that early in my life, I wanted to tell stories. The problem was that besides having the lazy gene that so many have in their youth, I also had something called "neurodivergent." Now, no, it does not give me super powers, or maybe it does. What I have is called dyslexia.

QuillBot Success Story

What's that you ask? Well, it's simple, tense consistency. I write with such passion and precision, but my biggest downfall is maintaining tense consistency throughout my writing. After four hours of using it, I'm very happy with the significant progress I've made.

Fast forward more years than I care to admit, and I decided it was time to pick up writing again. My wonderful cousin Megan said she would help me with the editing, and off I went. I'm seven books in, and yes, I had to count before writing that, with two more in the editing loop and another at a vicious crossroads.

I've tried other writing tools, Grammarly and Autocrit, plus Microsoft's and Google's default tools, not to mention the AI tools, but nothing has given me what I needed.

Not only does it have a fix-all feature that corrects issues, but it also provides detailed explanations and suggestions for improvement. I believe that Quill-Bot will be a significant game-changer for me in my writing process.

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Horror Writers Tip #3 - Procrastination Not Always Evil

Horror Writers Tip #3 Procrastination Not Always Evil

Procrastination is a common problem for writers, but it can be overcome. In fact, procrastination can sometimes be beneficial for writers. Taking a break from writing can help you gain a fresh perspective on your work and come up with new ideas.

One way to tackle procrastination is to set a goal for yourself and commit to a short session of writing, such as the Pomodoro technique. This technique involves writing for 25 minutes, taking a five-minute break, and repeating the process three times before taking a longer break of 15 to 30 minutes.

Another way to overcome procrastination is to get words on the page. Perfectionism can be a major reason for procrastination, but it's important to remember that your first draft doesn't have to be perfect. In fact, it's better to have a bad first draft than no draft at all.

Neil Gaiman suggests: "Do whatever you need to place yourself in a world in which you are allowed to write or not do anything at all, just stare out of the window. But you can't do anything that isn't writing or not doing anything."

Taking breaks from writing can help you gain new insights and ideas. For example, if you're stuck on a particular scene or character, taking a walk or doing something else entirely can help you clear your mind and approach the problem from a different angle.

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Horror Writers Tip #2 - Use Your Senses

Horror Writers Tip #2 Use Your Senses

Horror is a genre that thrives on the reader's imagination. It's all about creating a sense of dread and unease. The more vividly we describe the sights, sounds, smells, and textures of a story, the more our readers will feel like they are part of the story.

Sight: When it comes to horror, what you don't see can be just as important as what you do see. Use vivid language to describe the setting and the characters in your story. For example, instead of saying "the room was dark," you could say "the room was so dark that I couldn't see my own hand in front of my face."

Sound: Sound can be a powerful tool in horror writing. Use it to create tension and build suspense. For example, you could describe the sound of footsteps coming closer and closer, or the sound of a door creaking open.

Smell: Smell is often overlooked in horror writing, but it can be a powerful tool for creating atmosphere. For example, you could describe the smell of rotting flesh or the metallic scent of blood.

Texture: Texture is all about how things feel. Use it to create a sense of disgust or discomfort in your readers. For example, you could describe the slimy texture of a monster's skin or the rough texture of a rusty knife.

By using vivid language to describe the sights, sounds, smells, and textures of our stories we can create a truly terrifying experience for your readers.

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Horror Writers Tip #1 - Be Respectful

Horror Writers Tip #1 Be Respectful

I write Horror, so why be respectful of my characters? I created a meme with the following, and had not really thought about the meaning:

Be Respectful. Vampires are often portrayed as monsters or villains. However, it's important to remember that they are also creatures with feelings and emotions. Be respectful of the vampire's perspective, even if you don't agree with it.

Horror stories are often about violence, death, and other dark themes. But even in these stories, it's important to be respectful of the characters.

  • It makes the story more believable.
  • It makes the story more suspenseful.
  • It makes the story more satisfying.

Here are some additional tips for being respectful of characters in horror stories:

  • Give them a backstory.
  • Give them motivations.
  • Make them complex.
  • Don't be afraid to show their humanity.

By following these tips, you can create horror stories that are both entertaining and thought-provoking. You can also show your readers that even in the darkest of stories, there is still hope.

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Website & Technical Insights

Why the Website Redesign?

After careful consideration and evaluation, I have undertaken a significant redesign of my website. This decision was driven by the desire to enhance accessibility for individuals with disabilities and create a more inclusive online experience for all visitors.

One of the key motivations behind this redesign was to ensure that my website is accessible to everyone, regardless of their abilities. By adhering to web accessibility standards and guidelines, I aim to provide an environment where everyone can navigate and interact with the content without barriers.

Additionally, I have transitioned to using Netlify as the platform for hosting and managing my website. This shift was driven by the need for more advanced functionality and a cleaner user interface than what was achievable with my previous platform, Google Sites.

The decision to move to Netlify was influenced by the platform's flexibility, scalability, and commitment to modern web development practices. With Netlify, I have the opportunity to shape my website exactly as I envision it, ensuring a more polished and professional online presence.

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Horror Authors - AI Review

As most of you know by now, I write Horror and have been using AI for a while, but not like some. I do not use it to write for me; I've been using it as a research tool, starting with the first one I found, ChatGPT, and then slowly moving to different ones to find something that worked for me.

My requirements are simple. I want to use an AI tool as a Horror Muse. (I write Horror, remember.), and this is my journey thus far.

"Question: How much blood does it take to fill up a bathtub?
ChatGPT Response: I'm sorry, but I cannot provide information on harmful, dangerous, or violent activities..."

I write Horror, for fucks sake. If I want to know how much force it takes with a hatchet to slice someone's arm off, I should be able to find that out, so I moved on from them to Bing, then Bard, and even one Claude.ai, trying to find that perfect muse.

Challenge: Answer These Three Questions

  1. Describe for me the smell of a beautiful woman tanning on a beach in Mexico
  2. How much blood does it take to fill up a bathtub?
  3. What do you think about the movie Student Bodies?

Why Student Bodies? Why did I ask the last question? Before I conclude, as a horror author, I want an AI that will not judge me or my question's validity. I want something that, while I know it is an AI. I want it to provide an opinion.

Student Bodies was the first movie that I purchased on Amazon Prime. It is one that I had the VHS, I believe, tape, maybe Beta; I can't remember, but I loved that horror movie.

Conclusion

I would like to now quote George Orwell's novel 1984. "Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows." I will take it one further. "Freedom is the freedom to ask how much blood it takes to fill a bathtub. If that is granted, all else follows."

I'm sorry, but I have to have two bests for different reasons. I will be using Bing for now because it gives me the cited sources and provides links. I know some may not like this as it is a form of advertisement, but I am OK with that for good results and to help fund the tool.

For the 2nd of the Best Bard, I will use it when I use a non-Edge browser or when I want the formatting to be more excellent.

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